While driving in my awesome ride I was listening to the most absurd story from my fabulous friend Kerry about her weekend. It was an interesting trip to say the least. In the middle of her eventful story about her Wildwood adventure weekend, I look in my rear view mirror only to see flashing lights. I stopped Kerry mid sentence and said "I am being pulled over!" Kerry - "What? For what?"
Me - "I don't have a clue!" Turns out Sgt. Dickwad gave me a ticket for an expired registration.
Now at this point I am boiling inside because I haven't been pulled over since 2002. I have no points and a good clean record. My registration just expired, but I didn't know since I assumed new cars had a 4 year sentence. I guess I was wrong.
I had no opportunity to talk my way out of the ticket or even state my case. Captain Fuckface just issued the ticket and told me twice to go to the DMV! Well, under my breath I told HIM where to go.
The only reason why this moment in my life today is mentioned on the happiness blog was simply because Kerry was there. I didn't want to go all "D-WOW" in front of her. So I kept my cool, made fun of the ass clown cop and continued to drive us to our destination.
Between Kerry's crazy weekend and the odd way we ended the day, I am glad that this Monday is almost over, but relieved I had a good laugh.
Though I know I should have re- registered my car, and clearly it was a oversight, I just hope this fuck nut cop does a better job of pulling over more important offenders - like the turd who went through the red light or the pretentious bitch who simply drove in all the lanes without a signal because she thought she owned RT 80?
I know all cops aren't assholes, but to those out there who are... Punch yourself in the face and have a pimp spit in your mouth. And to all the good cops out there... Thank you for not being a total douche.
Thanks to Kerry McNulty for all the laughs and good times! Plus, I think you had it more rough this weekend then my day!
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